"who fell first who fell harder" i actually need them both to be down horrendously bad for each other. hope that helps
this is a comment on a hadestown (epic III specifically) animatic i come back to sometimes and every time this comment makes me feel deeply unwell. does this person know the impact they've had on my psyche with this. on my mental health
op turned off reblogs and deactivated but i cant let this one fade away
we could’ve just chisled in the fuckin date on it it’s not some stone age creation
yhea because the squid people that inherit the earth will know when Christ was born
They 👏 Will 👏 Be 👏 Catholic
i feel like i’m going insane. what fucking alternate dimension are these people living in. who thinks this way about landlords
Your landlords are profiling your pet. If your dog looks like a pittie, doberman, shepard, or other "danger" breed even if you know they aren't it's a way they can tell you no.
It's also a way they can deny you (who might be a protected class) because you wouldn't give up your dog just to live there. So if they can see something in your dog they can deny they can use it against you.
Landlords are not uwu friends.
For Ontario peeps: any "no pets" clause on your (potential) rental agreement is invalid and unenforceable. Don't provide any pet pics, ignore any pet questions, and move in. They can't kick you out for having a pet
Also they won’t just profile “scary looking” animals. I’ve had a landlord try to blame every single weird funky smell in the building on us because we had a rabbit.
You know, an animal that goes in a litter box with zealous diligence, is biologically designed to have almost zero body odour so predators don’t find it, and whose poop is basically compacted hay.
That little guy was blamed for *checks notes* essence of marijuana from two floors below, perfume of neighbour-forgot-to-take-out-the-trash-before-going-on-vacay, and the sweet aroma of the vents should really get checked at some point.
🙄
This captures everything I love about being online
This reminds me of the time that I asked if anyone had resources on the history of Shinto and while nobody had book recs, turns out an actual Temple Maiden followed me on Tumblr and was down to chat.
Tumblr has a startling number of well informed insightful people with names that reference obscure hentai.
You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition
Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.
I don’t remember making this post but it’s going around again and I’m losing my shit
Imagine becoming a werewolf because you got attacked by a fucked up chicken
A wildlife rehab centre discovers that one of its patients is a lycanthrope when the full moon hits and their wolf transforms into a slightly different wolf.
Its butch appreciation day appreciate ur local butch <3
I wasnt kidding btw
THIS POST INCLUDES TRANSFEM BUTCHES AND WAS MADE BY A TRANSMASC BUTCH LESBIAN. TERF LOSERS FUCK OFF
[image id: a screenshot of the google search results for "butch appreciation day". under "all", there is a preview of a section on stonewall.org.uk which reads "18 august; Butch Appreciation Day, 18 August, is a day to celebrate butches everywhere, along with all that they do for us" it was posted on the 16th of august 2019. the link to the page reads: "Happy Butch Appreciation Day - here's to all the butches!" /end id]